It's bad enough that I have a crush on a bike.. what more having learned that it's female? I am a lesbian bike lover. Lol. Joaquin and his friends should start a show called Queer Eye For The Straight Bike. They gave Joaquin's grandfather's bike a makeover and named it Dita because the flat black reminded Quin of Dita Von Teese.
Joaquin rode Dita (how kinky) to SJ's house at 3pm and the boys first stripped her down and then rebuilt and repainted her. Aaron was in charge of the power sander, SJ with the cabling, and Joaquin with the bodywork and painting. They all assembled it back together and SJ's dad helped with Dita's chain.. Too kinky for my life. Quin rode Dita home by 11pm. She went from nottie to hottie in 8 hours! Good job, guys!
P.S. I have 2 bikes and 2 scooters just lying around the house. You might wanna pimp my rides. :D One baby blue bike, please. :( And I wish you didn't move to Alabang, Quin! I need my awesome neighbors.
Here are pictures of Dita's transformation taken by Joaquin!
Dita about to lose her virginity just before 3pm of April 6th, 2011